Little johny's jokes
TEACHER: Why are you late? L-JOHNY: Because of the sign. TEACHER: What sign? L-JOHNY: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
TEACHER: Johny, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?
L-JOHNY: You told me to do it without using tables!
TEACHER: Johny, how do you spell "crocodile"?
L-JOHNY: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
L-JOHNY: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
L-JOHNY: "HIJKLMNO"!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
L-JOHNY: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, Johny, who discovered America?
JOHNY: George!
TEACHER: Johny, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
L-JOHNY: Me!
TEACHER: Johny, why do you always get so dirty?
L-JOHNY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground then you are.
Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
L-Johnny : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the sameday sametime."
L-Johnny : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
Father : No. Why do you ask that?
L-Johnny : Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots!
L-Johnny: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at home.
Teacher: Now, Johny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating? L-Johnny : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
Teacher: Johny, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?
L-Johnny: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
May 6, 2008
Sardar's funny jokes
1 A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid. A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.
2 Sardar-why r all these people running? Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?
3 Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".
4 Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.
5 Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant it’s already raining.
Sardar: So what? Take an umbrella and go.
6 Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax. Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.
7 Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet
Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it....
8 Sardar's wish :when i die,i wana die like my grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all the passengers in the car he was driving..
9 Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ? Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
1 A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid. A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.
2 Sardar-why r all these people running? Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?
3 Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".
4 Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.
5 Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant it’s already raining.
Sardar: So what? Take an umbrella and go.
6 Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax. Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.
7 Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet
Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it....
8 Sardar's wish :when i die,i wana die like my grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all the passengers in the car he was driving..
9 Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ? Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
Sardar's funny jokes
1 A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid. A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.
2 Sardar-why r all these people running? Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?
3 Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".
4 Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.
5 Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant it’s already raining.
Sardar: So what? Take an umbrella and go.
6 Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax. Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.
7 Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet
Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it....
8 Sardar's wish :when i die,i wana die like my grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all the passengers in the car he was driving..
9 Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ? Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
1 A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid. A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.
2 Sardar-why r all these people running? Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?
3 Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".
4 Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.
5 Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant it’s already raining.
Sardar: So what? Take an umbrella and go.
6 Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax. Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.
7 Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet
Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it....
8 Sardar's wish :when i die,i wana die like my grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all the passengers in the car he was driving..
9 Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ? Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
Feb 21, 2008
Feb 16, 2008
The Rat, The Chicken & The Farmer
A rat looked through a crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife opening a package. What food might it contain? He was aghast to discover that it was a rat trap. Retreating to the farmyard the rat proclaimed the warning; "There is a rat trap in the house, a rat trap in the house!"
The chicken clucked and scratched, raised her head and said, "Excuse me, Mr. Rat, I can tell this is a grave concern to you, but it is of no consequence to me. I cannot be bothered by it."
The rat turned to the pig and told him, "There is a rat trap in the house, a rat trap in the house!".
"I am so very sorry Mr. Rat," sympathized the pig, "but there nothing I can do about it but pray. Be assured that you are in my prayers." The rat turned to the cow. She said, "Like wow, Mr. Rat. A rat trap. I am in grave danger. Duh?"
So the rat returned to the house, head down and dejected, to face the farmer's rat trap alone. That very night a sound was heard throughout the house, like the sound of a rat trap catching its prey.
The farmer's wife rushed to see what was caught. In the darkness, she did not see that it was a venomous snake whose tail the trap had caught. The snake bit the farmer's wife. The farmer rushed her to the hospital.
She returned home with a fever. Now everyone knows you treat a fever with fresh chicken soup, so the farmer took his hatchet to the farmyard for the soup's main ingredient. His wife's sickness continued so that friends and neighbors came to sit with her around the clock. To feed them the farmer butchered the pig.
The farmer's wife did not get well. She died, and so many people came for her funeral that the farmer had the cow slaughtered to provide meat for all of them to eat. So the next time you hear that someone is facing a problem and think that it does not concern you, remember that when there is a rat trap in the house, the whole farmyard is at risk.
The chicken clucked and scratched, raised her head and said, "Excuse me, Mr. Rat, I can tell this is a grave concern to you, but it is of no consequence to me. I cannot be bothered by it."
The rat turned to the pig and told him, "There is a rat trap in the house, a rat trap in the house!".
"I am so very sorry Mr. Rat," sympathized the pig, "but there nothing I can do about it but pray. Be assured that you are in my prayers." The rat turned to the cow. She said, "Like wow, Mr. Rat. A rat trap. I am in grave danger. Duh?"
So the rat returned to the house, head down and dejected, to face the farmer's rat trap alone. That very night a sound was heard throughout the house, like the sound of a rat trap catching its prey.
The farmer's wife rushed to see what was caught. In the darkness, she did not see that it was a venomous snake whose tail the trap had caught. The snake bit the farmer's wife. The farmer rushed her to the hospital.
She returned home with a fever. Now everyone knows you treat a fever with fresh chicken soup, so the farmer took his hatchet to the farmyard for the soup's main ingredient. His wife's sickness continued so that friends and neighbors came to sit with her around the clock. To feed them the farmer butchered the pig.
The farmer's wife did not get well. She died, and so many people came for her funeral that the farmer had the cow slaughtered to provide meat for all of them to eat. So the next time you hear that someone is facing a problem and think that it does not concern you, remember that when there is a rat trap in the house, the whole farmyard is at risk.
Health is Wealth
There are 12 important organs in our body, which will be at its peak for two hours a day. Normal health or disease of any person depends on this factor. To lead a healthy life, one should learn one's own body functioning language.
Time
Organs
Remarks
Early Morning 3-5 AM
LUNGS
It is good to wake up at this hour. The ozone content in atmosphere will be more at this time, which will give a new lease of energy if we practice breathing exercise, yoga and meditation. Asthma patient cannot sleep in this time and will suffer breathlessness.
Morning 5-7 AM
LARGE INTESTINE
If a person gets up in this time, he will not have constipation problem. If taking bath in cold water is finished during this time, then he will not have any nervous debility.
7-9 AM
STOMACH
Breakfast should be completed in this time.
9-11 AM
SPLEEN
One shall not eat or drink anything during this time. Not even a drop of water. If food is taken in this time it will increase body temperature, tiredness will increase and digestion power will come down. Particularly diabetic patient will suffer from palpitation, drowsiness etc.
NOON 11-1 PM
HEART
Only water can be taken at this time. One shall neither do any hard work nor sleep at this time. Otherwise carbon-di-oxide will get mixed more with oxygen and there are chances of getting heart attack or paralytic or body pain. Generally doctors will be on double alert in hospitals during this time because heart and diabetic patients may get heart attack only in this time compared to other hours.
Mid Day 1-3 PM
SMALL INTESTINE
After finishing lunch in this time, 5 minutes of rest can be taken just by closing eyes. Sleep shall be avoided.
Afternoon 3-5 PM
URINARY BLADDER
It is the right time for coffee, tea or juice etc.
Evening 5-7 PM
KIDNEY
This is the time to relax from routine work otherwise renal failure or urinary infection may trouble.
Night 7-9 PM
HEART WALL
Supper should have been finished during this hour. Otherwise palpation or chest pain may arise.
Late Night 9-11 PM
TEMPERATURE WARMER
This is the time to recharge the organs that worked since morning. So one shall go down to sleep and avoid reading books, watching TV or working with office files.
Mid Night 11-1 PM
GALL BLADDER
One must sleep during this time otherwise one will not have any energy for next day work.
Too early morning 1-3 AM
LIVER
This is the time for deep sleep. Otherwise it will affect eye-sight and body irritation
Time
Organs
Remarks
Early Morning 3-5 AM
LUNGS
It is good to wake up at this hour. The ozone content in atmosphere will be more at this time, which will give a new lease of energy if we practice breathing exercise, yoga and meditation. Asthma patient cannot sleep in this time and will suffer breathlessness.
Morning 5-7 AM
LARGE INTESTINE
If a person gets up in this time, he will not have constipation problem. If taking bath in cold water is finished during this time, then he will not have any nervous debility.
7-9 AM
STOMACH
Breakfast should be completed in this time.
9-11 AM
SPLEEN
One shall not eat or drink anything during this time. Not even a drop of water. If food is taken in this time it will increase body temperature, tiredness will increase and digestion power will come down. Particularly diabetic patient will suffer from palpitation, drowsiness etc.
NOON 11-1 PM
HEART
Only water can be taken at this time. One shall neither do any hard work nor sleep at this time. Otherwise carbon-di-oxide will get mixed more with oxygen and there are chances of getting heart attack or paralytic or body pain. Generally doctors will be on double alert in hospitals during this time because heart and diabetic patients may get heart attack only in this time compared to other hours.
Mid Day 1-3 PM
SMALL INTESTINE
After finishing lunch in this time, 5 minutes of rest can be taken just by closing eyes. Sleep shall be avoided.
Afternoon 3-5 PM
URINARY BLADDER
It is the right time for coffee, tea or juice etc.
Evening 5-7 PM
KIDNEY
This is the time to relax from routine work otherwise renal failure or urinary infection may trouble.
Night 7-9 PM
HEART WALL
Supper should have been finished during this hour. Otherwise palpation or chest pain may arise.
Late Night 9-11 PM
TEMPERATURE WARMER
This is the time to recharge the organs that worked since morning. So one shall go down to sleep and avoid reading books, watching TV or working with office files.
Mid Night 11-1 PM
GALL BLADDER
One must sleep during this time otherwise one will not have any energy for next day work.
Too early morning 1-3 AM
LIVER
This is the time for deep sleep. Otherwise it will affect eye-sight and body irritation
HOW TO START YOUR DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK
1. Open a new file in your PC .
2. Name it ” Boss “
3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN
4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN
5. Your PC will ask you, “Are you sure you want to delete Boss permanently?”
6. Answer calmly, “Yes,” and press the mouse button firmly….
7. Feel better?
ABC of Friendship
A ccepts you as you are.
B elieves in you.
C alls you just to say “hi.”
D oesn’t give up on you.
E nvisions the whole of you (even the unfinished parts).
F orgives your mistakes.
G ives unconditionally.
H elps you.
I nvites you over.
J ust likes being with you.
K eeps you close at heart.
L oves you for who you are.
M akes a difference in your life.
N ever judges you.
O ffers support.
P icks you up.
Q uiets your fears.
R aises your spirits.
S ays nice things about you.
T ells you the truth when you need to hear it.
Understands you.
V alues you.
W alks beside you.
X- plains things you don’t understand.
Y ells when you won’t listen.
Z aps you back to reality.
B elieves in you.
C alls you just to say “hi.”
D oesn’t give up on you.
E nvisions the whole of you (even the unfinished parts).
F orgives your mistakes.
G ives unconditionally.
H elps you.
I nvites you over.
J ust likes being with you.
K eeps you close at heart.
L oves you for who you are.
M akes a difference in your life.
N ever judges you.
O ffers support.
P icks you up.
Q uiets your fears.
R aises your spirits.
S ays nice things about you.
T ells you the truth when you need to hear it.
Understands you.
V alues you.
W alks beside you.
X- plains things you don’t understand.
Y ells when you won’t listen.
Z aps you back to reality.
A Crate Of Chickens
A farmer sent his nephew a crate of chickens, but the box
burst open just as the boy started to take them out.
The next day he wrote his uncle, "The crate broke, and all
the chickens got away. I chased them all over God's green
earth, but only got back eleven."
The uncle wrote back: "You did all right. I only sent six."
burst open just as the boy started to take them out.
The next day he wrote his uncle, "The crate broke, and all
the chickens got away. I chased them all over God's green
earth, but only got back eleven."
The uncle wrote back: "You did all right. I only sent six."
One beautiful love story
There was a Blind Gurl WhO Hate Herself cOz Of being Blind. She Hate every1Except her Boy friend..
1 day de Gurl said that if She can Only c the wOrld she will marry her bOyfriend, One day sOme 1 dOnated eyes On her & then she saw Every thing including her bOyfriend , her bOyfriend ask her," nOw that u can c ,will u Marry Me?",
the girl was shOcked when she saw her bOyfriend is alsO Blind, & she refuse tO Marry him.
Her bOyfriend walk awaywith Tears &
said," just take care Ofmy eyes dear.Ok........
1 day de Gurl said that if She can Only c the wOrld she will marry her bOyfriend, One day sOme 1 dOnated eyes On her & then she saw Every thing including her bOyfriend , her bOyfriend ask her," nOw that u can c ,will u Marry Me?",
the girl was shOcked when she saw her bOyfriend is alsO Blind, & she refuse tO Marry him.
Her bOyfriend walk awaywith Tears &
said," just take care Ofmy eyes dear.Ok........
Feb 15, 2008
Only mastermind can read this
iH floks -----------
Only great minds can read this This is weird, but interesting!
fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in wahtoerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht thefrsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotlmses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh?
yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling wasipmorantt!
if you can raed tihs forwrad it
FORWARD ONLY IF YOU CAN READ IT
Only great minds can read this This is weird, but interesting!
fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in wahtoerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht thefrsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotlmses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh?
yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling wasipmorantt!
if you can raed tihs forwrad it
FORWARD ONLY IF YOU CAN READ IT
Some interesting leave letters and applications...ENJOY
Enjoy the following collection of leave letters andapplicationswrittenbypeople in various places of India...
1. Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leaveas follows:Since I have to go to my village to sell my land alongwith mywife, please sanction me one-week leave.
2. This is from Oracle Bangalore: From an employee whowasperforming the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year oldson:"as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me fortwo days.."
3. Another gem from CDAC. Leave letter fro m anemployee who wasperforming his daughter's wedding:"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week'sleave.."
4. From H.A.L. Administration dept:"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only oneresponsible forit, please grant me 10 days leave."
5. Another employee applied for half day leave asfollows:"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10o- clock and I maynot return, please grant me half day casual leave"
6. An incident of a leave letter"I am suffering from fever, please declare one dayholiday."
7. A leave letter to the headmaster:"As I am studying in this school I am suffering fromheadache. Irequest you to leave me today"
8. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave forthe day."
9. Covering note:"I am enclosed herewith..."
10. Another one:"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please referto my below..."
11. A letter written for application of leave:"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am heronly husband athome I may be granted leave".
12. Letter writing: -"I am in well here and hope you are also in the samewell."
13. A candidate's job application:"This has reference to your advertisement calling fora ' Typistand an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!!)for thepast several years and I can handle both with goodexperience, I am applying for the post.
1. Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leaveas follows:Since I have to go to my village to sell my land alongwith mywife, please sanction me one-week leave.
2. This is from Oracle Bangalore: From an employee whowasperforming the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year oldson:"as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me fortwo days.."
3. Another gem from CDAC. Leave letter fro m anemployee who wasperforming his daughter's wedding:"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week'sleave.."
4. From H.A.L. Administration dept:"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only oneresponsible forit, please grant me 10 days leave."
5. Another employee applied for half day leave asfollows:"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10o- clock and I maynot return, please grant me half day casual leave"
6. An incident of a leave letter"I am suffering from fever, please declare one dayholiday."
7. A leave letter to the headmaster:"As I am studying in this school I am suffering fromheadache. Irequest you to leave me today"
8. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave forthe day."
9. Covering note:"I am enclosed herewith..."
10. Another one:"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please referto my below..."
11. A letter written for application of leave:"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am heronly husband athome I may be granted leave".
12. Letter writing: -"I am in well here and hope you are also in the samewell."
13. A candidate's job application:"This has reference to your advertisement calling fora ' Typistand an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!!)for thepast several years and I can handle both with goodexperience, I am applying for the post.
Professor
An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after a semester dealing with a broad array of topics.
The class was already seated and ready to go when the professor picked up his chair, plopped it on top of his desk and wrote on the board:
"Using everything we have learned this semester, prove that this chair does not exist."
Fingers flew, erasers erased, notebooks were filled in furious fashion.
Some students wrote over 30 pages in one hour attempting to refute the existence of the chair.
One member of the class however, was up and finished in less than a minute.
Weeks later when the grades were posted, the rest of the group wondered how he could have gotten an "A" when he had barely written anything at all.
His answer consisted of two words:
"What chair?"
The class was already seated and ready to go when the professor picked up his chair, plopped it on top of his desk and wrote on the board:
"Using everything we have learned this semester, prove that this chair does not exist."
Fingers flew, erasers erased, notebooks were filled in furious fashion.
Some students wrote over 30 pages in one hour attempting to refute the existence of the chair.
One member of the class however, was up and finished in less than a minute.
Weeks later when the grades were posted, the rest of the group wondered how he could have gotten an "A" when he had barely written anything at all.
His answer consisted of two words:
"What chair?"
Monkeys!
A Bihari hat-seller who was passing by a forest decided to take a napunder one of the trees, so he left his whole basket of hats by the side.
A few hours later, he woke up and realized that all his hats were gone.He looked up and to his surprise, thetree was full of monkeysand they had taken all his hats.
The Bihari sits down and thinks of howhe can get the hats down. While thinking he started to scratch his head.
The next moment,themonkeys were doing the same.Next, hetook down his own hat,the monkeys did exactly the same.
An idea came to him, he took his hat and threw it on the floor and the monkeys did that too.
So he finally managed to get all his hats back.Fifty years later, his grandson, Laloo,also became a hat-sellerand had heard this monkey story from his grandfather.
One day, just like his grandfather, he passed bythe same forest.
It was very hot, and he took a nap under thesame tree and left the hatson the floor.
He woke up and realized that all his hats were taken by themonkeys on the tree.
He remembered hisgrand father's words,started scratching his head and themonkeys followed.
He took down his hat and fanned himself and again the monkeys followed.
Now, very convinced of his grandfather's idea, Laloo threw his hat onthe floor but to his surprise, themonkeys still held on to allthe hats. Then one monkey climbed downthe tree, grabbed the hat on the floor, gave him a slap and said
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"You think only you have a grandfather?"
A few hours later, he woke up and realized that all his hats were gone.He looked up and to his surprise, thetree was full of monkeysand they had taken all his hats.
The Bihari sits down and thinks of howhe can get the hats down. While thinking he started to scratch his head.
The next moment,themonkeys were doing the same.Next, hetook down his own hat,the monkeys did exactly the same.
An idea came to him, he took his hat and threw it on the floor and the monkeys did that too.
So he finally managed to get all his hats back.Fifty years later, his grandson, Laloo,also became a hat-sellerand had heard this monkey story from his grandfather.
One day, just like his grandfather, he passed bythe same forest.
It was very hot, and he took a nap under thesame tree and left the hatson the floor.
He woke up and realized that all his hats were taken by themonkeys on the tree.
He remembered hisgrand father's words,started scratching his head and themonkeys followed.
He took down his hat and fanned himself and again the monkeys followed.
Now, very convinced of his grandfather's idea, Laloo threw his hat onthe floor but to his surprise, themonkeys still held on to allthe hats. Then one monkey climbed downthe tree, grabbed the hat on the floor, gave him a slap and said
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Guess What????????
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"You think only you have a grandfather?"
Eye Care & PC Usage...coz I care :))
am sure, following information will make your day. After reading it, leave your desk for 20 steps walk.
I Thought I'd share it with you. 20-20-20
This info' is sure to help PC users very much.
During a recent visit to an optician, one of my friends was told of an exercise for the eyes by a specialist doctor in the US that he termed as 20-20-20." It is apt for all of us, who spend long hours at our desks, looking at the computer screen.
I Thought I'd share it with you. 20-20-20
Step I :- After every 20 minutes of looking into the computer screen, turn your head and try to look at any object placed at least 20 feet away. This changes the focal length of your eyes, a must-do for the tired eyes.
Step II :- Try and blink your eyes for 20 times in succession, to moisten them.
Step III :- Time permitting of course, one should walk 20 paces after every 20 minutes of sitting in one particular posture. Helps blood circulation for the entire body. Circulate among your friends if you care for them and their eyes. They say that your eyes r mirror of your soul, so do take care of them, they are priceless... ......... ....
I Thought I'd share it with you. 20-20-20
This info' is sure to help PC users very much.
During a recent visit to an optician, one of my friends was told of an exercise for the eyes by a specialist doctor in the US that he termed as 20-20-20." It is apt for all of us, who spend long hours at our desks, looking at the computer screen.
I Thought I'd share it with you. 20-20-20
Step I :- After every 20 minutes of looking into the computer screen, turn your head and try to look at any object placed at least 20 feet away. This changes the focal length of your eyes, a must-do for the tired eyes.
Step II :- Try and blink your eyes for 20 times in succession, to moisten them.
Step III :- Time permitting of course, one should walk 20 paces after every 20 minutes of sitting in one particular posture. Helps blood circulation for the entire body. Circulate among your friends if you care for them and their eyes. They say that your eyes r mirror of your soul, so do take care of them, they are priceless... ......... ....
Bachpan ki dua (very very funny)
Ali afzal ko dua mili sada hanste raho
woh aj kal PAGAL KHANE mein hai
Adnan ko dua mili dodhon(milk) nahao
uski aj dodh ki dukan hai
Jalil ko dua mili dunya tere isharey par chaley
woh aj TRAFIC CONSTIBLE hai
Zeshan ko dua mili woh hamesha paison mein khialta
rahe
woh aj BANK CASHIER hai
Hafiz imran ko dua mili woh hamesha chalta phirta
rahey
woh aj MITER READER hai
Sarfaraz ko dua mili us ko kabhi insano ki nazar na
lagey
woh aj FOREST OFFICER hai
Kmaran ko mulk mein uncha makam ki dua mili
iski mulazmet HABIB BANK k TOP floor par hai
woh aj kal PAGAL KHANE mein hai
Adnan ko dua mili dodhon(milk) nahao
uski aj dodh ki dukan hai
Jalil ko dua mili dunya tere isharey par chaley
woh aj TRAFIC CONSTIBLE hai
Zeshan ko dua mili woh hamesha paison mein khialta
rahe
woh aj BANK CASHIER hai
Hafiz imran ko dua mili woh hamesha chalta phirta
rahey
woh aj MITER READER hai
Sarfaraz ko dua mili us ko kabhi insano ki nazar na
lagey
woh aj FOREST OFFICER hai
Kmaran ko mulk mein uncha makam ki dua mili
iski mulazmet HABIB BANK k TOP floor par hai
Effects Of Miscommunication
An anxious husband called the hospital to ask about
his wife who was pregnant.
Accidentally, he called the cricket stadium.
He asked, "How are things?"
He died after hearing this reply: "Fine!!
Three are out, we hope to have the remaining seven out by lunch.
And the last one out was a duck."
his wife who was pregnant.
Accidentally, he called the cricket stadium.
He asked, "How are things?"
He died after hearing this reply: "Fine!!
Three are out, we hope to have the remaining seven out by lunch.
And the last one out was a duck."
Mouse On Mars
This is amazing but true.. Reports have disclosed what has been a closely guardedNASA secret. You're never gonna believe this one!!!!Amazing discovery....a mouse was spotted onmars....attached is a photo....I didn't believe ituntil I saw the photo by myself.....see it to believeit.!!! Seeing is believing. ..........
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Scrambled Words
This has got to be one of the cleverest E-mails I've received in awhile.
Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble.
(Wait till you see the last one)!
DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM
PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER
ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER
DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT
THE EYES: When you earrange the letters: THEY SEE
GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE
THE MORSE CODE : When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS
SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME
ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY
ELECTION RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT
SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z
'SDECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: IM A DOT IN PLACE
THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE
ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE
AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:))
MOTHER-IN-LAW: When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER
Yep! Someone with waaaaaaaaaaay too much time on their hands! (Probably a son-in-law)Bet your friends haven't seen this one!!!
Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble.
(Wait till you see the last one)!
DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM
PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER
ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER
DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT
THE EYES: When you earrange the letters: THEY SEE
GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE
THE MORSE CODE : When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS
SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME
ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY
ELECTION RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT
SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z
'SDECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: IM A DOT IN PLACE
THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE
ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE
AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:))
MOTHER-IN-LAW: When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER
Yep! Someone with waaaaaaaaaaay too much time on their hands! (Probably a son-in-law)Bet your friends haven't seen this one!!!
U will cry with laughter :))
This is a joke that is really funny and it works!]
An old lady walked into a Grocery Store. She wanted to buy the best dog food in the world for her little puppy.
She went up to the cash register to buy the food. The sales-lady told her that the store did not allow old ladies to buy animal food unless they show the actual animal because a lot of old ladies like to eat the animal food themselves.
So the old lady went home, got her dog and went back to the store to buy her dog food. The next day she came back to buy the best cat food around But the Saleslady told her the same thing, so the old lady went back home and brought her cat to the Grocery Store to buy the cat food.
The next day the old lady went to the Grocery Store again carrying a big container. She went up to the sales lady and said, "Put your hand inside here". The Saleslady shook her head. "NO", she said, "there is probably something in there that will bite me!"
"I promise you that there is nothing in here that will bite you". the old lady said.
So the Saleslady stuck her hand inside the container and screamed.
To find out what was inside the container you must send this to at least 10 people, when it says, your mail has been sent...instead of clicking OK, hit ALT-8 and the container will pop up on your screen.
An old lady walked into a Grocery Store. She wanted to buy the best dog food in the world for her little puppy.
She went up to the cash register to buy the food. The sales-lady told her that the store did not allow old ladies to buy animal food unless they show the actual animal because a lot of old ladies like to eat the animal food themselves.
So the old lady went home, got her dog and went back to the store to buy her dog food. The next day she came back to buy the best cat food around But the Saleslady told her the same thing, so the old lady went back home and brought her cat to the Grocery Store to buy the cat food.
The next day the old lady went to the Grocery Store again carrying a big container. She went up to the sales lady and said, "Put your hand inside here". The Saleslady shook her head. "NO", she said, "there is probably something in there that will bite me!"
"I promise you that there is nothing in here that will bite you". the old lady said.
So the Saleslady stuck her hand inside the container and screamed.
To find out what was inside the container you must send this to at least 10 people, when it says, your mail has been sent...instead of clicking OK, hit ALT-8 and the container will pop up on your screen.
UMEED...PE...DUNIA....KAYAM HAI....
There are two donkeys A & B - best of buddies.
At thevillage fair A Issold to a rich Arab while B is sold to a richbusinessman.
The Arab treats A like his child takes good care ofhim etc. etc.
While the businessman ill treats B, does not feed himwell and makes himWork hard.
After few years A & B meet and have a chat.
A is very sad about B and says that "My Arab can buyyou from your business man and you can have a goodlife too"
B says, "No, I have hope here"
A: "What Hope?"
B: The businessman has a beautiful daughter, and whenshe misbehaves The businessman tells her - "If youcontinue misbehaving I will marry you off to this donkey!"
At thevillage fair A Issold to a rich Arab while B is sold to a richbusinessman.
The Arab treats A like his child takes good care ofhim etc. etc.
While the businessman ill treats B, does not feed himwell and makes himWork hard.
After few years A & B meet and have a chat.
A is very sad about B and says that "My Arab can buyyou from your business man and you can have a goodlife too"
B says, "No, I have hope here"
A: "What Hope?"
B: The businessman has a beautiful daughter, and whenshe misbehaves The businessman tells her - "If youcontinue misbehaving I will marry you off to this donkey!"
Enthusiastic Salesman
A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the first house of the street. A tall lady answered the door.
Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the living room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured all the cow droppings onto the carpet.
" Madam , if I could not clean this up with the use of this new powerful vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this S...!" exclaimed the eager salesman.
"Do you need chilli sauce or ketchup with that?" asked the lady.
The bewildered salesman asked, " Why, madam? "
"There's no electricity in the house..." said the lady
**********MORAL: Gather All resources be4 working on any project...!! !
Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the living room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured all the cow droppings onto the carpet.
" Madam , if I could not clean this up with the use of this new powerful vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this S...!" exclaimed the eager salesman.
"Do you need chilli sauce or ketchup with that?" asked the lady.
The bewildered salesman asked, " Why, madam? "
"There's no electricity in the house..." said the lady
**********MORAL: Gather All resources be4 working on any project...!! !
Memon Family
A Memon family in kharadar was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother arrived from the US It was sent by one of the daughters. The dead body was so tightly squeezed inside the coffin with no space left in it! When they opened the lid, they found a letter on top, which read as follows:
"Dear brothers and sisters, I am sending our mother's body to you, since it was her wish that she should be cremated in the grave yard in Mewa Shah. Sorry, I could not come along as all of my paid leaves are consumed. You will find inside the coffin, under Amma's body, 12 cans of cheese, 10 packets of chocolates and 8 packets of Badam. Please divide these among all of you. On Amma's feet you will find a new pair of Reebok shoes (size 10) for Kassam Bhai. Also, there are 2 pairs of shoes for Jubeda and Jarina's sons. Hope the sizes are correct. Amma is wearing 6 American T-Shirts. The large size is for Sattar Bhai and the others are for my nephews. Just distribute them among yourselves. The 2 new Jeans that Amma is wearing are for the boys. The Swiss watch that Johra Bai wanted is on Amma's left wrist. Kulsum Aunty, Amma is wearing the necklace, earrings and ring that you asked for. Please take them. The 6 white cotton socks that Amma is wearing must be divided among my teenager nephews. Please distribute all these uniformly and if anything more required tell me now, since our Abba is also not keeping well now a days."
"Dear brothers and sisters, I am sending our mother's body to you, since it was her wish that she should be cremated in the grave yard in Mewa Shah. Sorry, I could not come along as all of my paid leaves are consumed. You will find inside the coffin, under Amma's body, 12 cans of cheese, 10 packets of chocolates and 8 packets of Badam. Please divide these among all of you. On Amma's feet you will find a new pair of Reebok shoes (size 10) for Kassam Bhai. Also, there are 2 pairs of shoes for Jubeda and Jarina's sons. Hope the sizes are correct. Amma is wearing 6 American T-Shirts. The large size is for Sattar Bhai and the others are for my nephews. Just distribute them among yourselves. The 2 new Jeans that Amma is wearing are for the boys. The Swiss watch that Johra Bai wanted is on Amma's left wrist. Kulsum Aunty, Amma is wearing the necklace, earrings and ring that you asked for. Please take them. The 6 white cotton socks that Amma is wearing must be divided among my teenager nephews. Please distribute all these uniformly and if anything more required tell me now, since our Abba is also not keeping well now a days."
Feb 13, 2008
find your love attitude number
To find your love attitude number, add your birth month and your birth datetogether. Keep reducing it until it's a single digit.
Example: January 28
1+28 == 29
2+9 == 11
1+1 == 2;
your love attitude number is 2.
Read on below to find out what your love style is supposed to be. If your number is:
ONE....
You are charming imaginative and independent. Usually your style is ahead ofothers; you know what's in and what's way out. Sometimes you're a little tooaggressive when it comes to pursuing a love interest. You have a way of drawing attention wherever you go, and this dramatic flair usually attracts thestrongest guys. Your competitive nature either draws or repels guys/gals...butthose who can't handle your power aren't your types anyway. At times you can be possessive, manipulating and demanding with your friends and in loverelationships. You like guys/gals with lots of intelligence... andknock-'em-dead good looks don't hurt either.
TWO....
Your love nature is sentimental, romantic and kind. Your easygoing, mild mannerallows almost everyone to feel very comfortable with you - especially shyguys/gals. Your modesty and tact enable you to get along easily with both sexes. You are a natural peacemaker and can be very persuasive with words, which helpsyou to gain the respect of your classmates. You can also be too sensitive attimes, and your greatest drawback is a lack of confidence to stand up for yourself in conflict. Your favorite type of guy/gal is gentle, affectionate, onewho is also strong and playful. A great sense of humor is also a must. A guy/galwho loves to listen to music and dance should rank high on your list of favorites, too.
THREE......
You are imaginative, fun-loving, thrill-seeking and expressive. You're socharming that you attract many friends and you are almost never lackingguys/gals. In your earlier years, you may be totally shy and self-conscious, but you'll lose those qualities in the high-school years. You can be sort of vain oreven a bit of a show-off when you get caught up in exciting events in your life,but you usually redeem yourself in some playful way before you lose a friend. Jealousy shows its ugly head sometimes, but generally you aren't affected by itunless your guy/gal tries to provoke it. In the guy/gal department, you preferthe athletic or arti stic types. You're in absolute heaven when you find both of those qualities in the same guy/gal. When you're looking for love, a guy/gal whocan make you laugh scores points, big time!
FOUR....
You tend to be loyal, dedicated and good hearted. You're one of the mostdiligent students when you really try, and you tend to make your schoolwork apriority. You also express those same qualities in your love relationship. No one is more faithful and trusting than you. In fact, those tendencies can be alittle negative in your romantic life. You may sometimes hang on too long to aguy/gal who doesn't give you the respect and love you deserve. You can be stubborn and a bit of a troublemaker if the mood strikes you but you can usuallydig yourself out of that hole just in time to stay out of major trouble. Youusually fall for extremes when choosing a love mate - he/she may be a show-off or a teacher's pet. Whatever the type, it helps if he/she is good-looking, too,but that's not a major consideration for you.
FIVE.......
Your love attitude is adventurous, charismatic and spontaneous. You
tm)re creativeand adaptable, and you can come up with the most exciting and sometimes daringthings to do. Your quick intelligence and way with words help get you out of the problems that come with being flirtatious and playing hard to get. You need topay close attention to your personal values because you love to try new anddifferent things and easily go along with the crowd and the consequences can put extra strain on your relationship with a boy/girl. You like guys/gals who havegreat bodies and good looks, along with exceptional brain and high grades. Ithelps if th ey are highly athletic or involved in as many activities as you, otherwise you might get bored! Variety is the key to your love attitude number.
SIX............
You are warm, loving, devoted and affectionate. Your outgoing, thoughtful natureattracts many girlfriends/boyfriends to you and usually some of the nicestguys/gals too. Because of your need to care, you can end up in a relationship that requires too much care taking to make it balanced. Since home and familyplay important roles in your life, you are unlikely to be attracted to guys/galswho your parents wouldn't like. Sometimes you have a slight jealous streak... but it doesn't last long. Some people with this love attitude number are proneto making harsh judgements of others, especially when others don't share yourset of values. You are especially attracted to the good looking, boy/girl-next-door type who is smart as well as a gentle man/woman.
SEVEN........
Your love nature is thoughtful, poetic, mystical and mysterious. A few peoplewith love attitude number seven are class clowns, and they usually attractguys/gals who like to be given a hard time. But most of you are the quiet, reserved types who dislike calling attention to yourself. Your type generallyattracts guys who feel the same way you do. Your refined, independent andsecretive nature is very alluring to certain guys/gals. At times you can also be somewhat fault finding and a little demanding in your love relationship and withfriends. You are mostly attracted to guys/gals who aren't like all the rest; aloner easily attracts y ou. And, if he/she reads a lot and enjoys learning, he/she is especially perfect for you.
EIGHT.......
Your love attitude is confident, powerful and exciting. This number usuallymakes for a very conscientious student, someone who puts schoolwork ahead of asocial life. However, you also enjoy being a leader among your classmates and will seek offices or other positions that enable you to use your leadershipskills. Because of this, you can be somewhat intimidating to certain guys/gals.You can also be a little too intense, bossy and jealous for your own good. Your love match is definitely someone who is smart, handsome and popular. You likequality over quantity and will usually wait until the guy/gal with the bestattributes comes along .
NINE........
You have a sophisticated attitude that is also generous and considerate. Yourresponsible, charitable nature may find you attracting guys/gals who wantsomeone to confide in or who makes them feel secure. At a very young age, you developed the type of personality that makes others feel safe and protected. Youwill carry these qualities into your adult years and, down the road, you'll be agood mom/dad because of them. On the negative side, you can be argumentative and overly emotional, and you usually possess a temper that can make everyone runfor cover. You like the kind of guy/gal who is responsible and impeccablydressed and has gorg eous eyes and a great body. Charm, wit and (of course) brilliance could make him the perfect guy/gal for you.......
Example: January 28
1+28 == 29
2+9 == 11
1+1 == 2;
your love attitude number is 2.
Read on below to find out what your love style is supposed to be. If your number is:
ONE....
You are charming imaginative and independent. Usually your style is ahead ofothers; you know what's in and what's way out. Sometimes you're a little tooaggressive when it comes to pursuing a love interest. You have a way of drawing attention wherever you go, and this dramatic flair usually attracts thestrongest guys. Your competitive nature either draws or repels guys/gals...butthose who can't handle your power aren't your types anyway. At times you can be possessive, manipulating and demanding with your friends and in loverelationships. You like guys/gals with lots of intelligence... andknock-'em-dead good looks don't hurt either.
TWO....
Your love nature is sentimental, romantic and kind. Your easygoing, mild mannerallows almost everyone to feel very comfortable with you - especially shyguys/gals. Your modesty and tact enable you to get along easily with both sexes. You are a natural peacemaker and can be very persuasive with words, which helpsyou to gain the respect of your classmates. You can also be too sensitive attimes, and your greatest drawback is a lack of confidence to stand up for yourself in conflict. Your favorite type of guy/gal is gentle, affectionate, onewho is also strong and playful. A great sense of humor is also a must. A guy/galwho loves to listen to music and dance should rank high on your list of favorites, too.
THREE......
You are imaginative, fun-loving, thrill-seeking and expressive. You're socharming that you attract many friends and you are almost never lackingguys/gals. In your earlier years, you may be totally shy and self-conscious, but you'll lose those qualities in the high-school years. You can be sort of vain oreven a bit of a show-off when you get caught up in exciting events in your life,but you usually redeem yourself in some playful way before you lose a friend. Jealousy shows its ugly head sometimes, but generally you aren't affected by itunless your guy/gal tries to provoke it. In the guy/gal department, you preferthe athletic or arti stic types. You're in absolute heaven when you find both of those qualities in the same guy/gal. When you're looking for love, a guy/gal whocan make you laugh scores points, big time!
FOUR....
You tend to be loyal, dedicated and good hearted. You're one of the mostdiligent students when you really try, and you tend to make your schoolwork apriority. You also express those same qualities in your love relationship. No one is more faithful and trusting than you. In fact, those tendencies can be alittle negative in your romantic life. You may sometimes hang on too long to aguy/gal who doesn't give you the respect and love you deserve. You can be stubborn and a bit of a troublemaker if the mood strikes you but you can usuallydig yourself out of that hole just in time to stay out of major trouble. Youusually fall for extremes when choosing a love mate - he/she may be a show-off or a teacher's pet. Whatever the type, it helps if he/she is good-looking, too,but that's not a major consideration for you.
FIVE.......
Your love attitude is adventurous, charismatic and spontaneous. You
tm)re creativeand adaptable, and you can come up with the most exciting and sometimes daringthings to do. Your quick intelligence and way with words help get you out of the problems that come with being flirtatious and playing hard to get. You need topay close attention to your personal values because you love to try new anddifferent things and easily go along with the crowd and the consequences can put extra strain on your relationship with a boy/girl. You like guys/gals who havegreat bodies and good looks, along with exceptional brain and high grades. Ithelps if th ey are highly athletic or involved in as many activities as you, otherwise you might get bored! Variety is the key to your love attitude number.
SIX............
You are warm, loving, devoted and affectionate. Your outgoing, thoughtful natureattracts many girlfriends/boyfriends to you and usually some of the nicestguys/gals too. Because of your need to care, you can end up in a relationship that requires too much care taking to make it balanced. Since home and familyplay important roles in your life, you are unlikely to be attracted to guys/galswho your parents wouldn't like. Sometimes you have a slight jealous streak... but it doesn't last long. Some people with this love attitude number are proneto making harsh judgements of others, especially when others don't share yourset of values. You are especially attracted to the good looking, boy/girl-next-door type who is smart as well as a gentle man/woman.
SEVEN........
Your love nature is thoughtful, poetic, mystical and mysterious. A few peoplewith love attitude number seven are class clowns, and they usually attractguys/gals who like to be given a hard time. But most of you are the quiet, reserved types who dislike calling attention to yourself. Your type generallyattracts guys who feel the same way you do. Your refined, independent andsecretive nature is very alluring to certain guys/gals. At times you can also be somewhat fault finding and a little demanding in your love relationship and withfriends. You are mostly attracted to guys/gals who aren't like all the rest; aloner easily attracts y ou. And, if he/she reads a lot and enjoys learning, he/she is especially perfect for you.
EIGHT.......
Your love attitude is confident, powerful and exciting. This number usuallymakes for a very conscientious student, someone who puts schoolwork ahead of asocial life. However, you also enjoy being a leader among your classmates and will seek offices or other positions that enable you to use your leadershipskills. Because of this, you can be somewhat intimidating to certain guys/gals.You can also be a little too intense, bossy and jealous for your own good. Your love match is definitely someone who is smart, handsome and popular. You likequality over quantity and will usually wait until the guy/gal with the bestattributes comes along .
NINE........
You have a sophisticated attitude that is also generous and considerate. Yourresponsible, charitable nature may find you attracting guys/gals who wantsomeone to confide in or who makes them feel secure. At a very young age, you developed the type of personality that makes others feel safe and protected. Youwill carry these qualities into your adult years and, down the road, you'll be agood mom/dad because of them. On the negative side, you can be argumentative and overly emotional, and you usually possess a temper that can make everyone runfor cover. You like the kind of guy/gal who is responsible and impeccablydressed and has gorg eous eyes and a great body. Charm, wit and (of course) brilliance could make him the perfect guy/gal for you.......
Test
Two children were sitting outside a clinic.
One of them was crying very loudly.
2nd Child: Why are you crying?
1st Child: I came here for blood test.
2nd Child: So? Are you afraid?
1st Child: No. Not that. For the blood test, they cut my finger.
At this, the second one started crying.
The first one was astonished. 1st Child:
Why are you crying now?
2nd Child: I have come for my urine test!
One of them was crying very loudly.
2nd Child: Why are you crying?
1st Child: I came here for blood test.
2nd Child: So? Are you afraid?
1st Child: No. Not that. For the blood test, they cut my finger.
At this, the second one started crying.
The first one was astonished. 1st Child:
Why are you crying now?
2nd Child: I have come for my urine test!
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