Memon Family

A Memon family in kharadar was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother arrived from the US It was sent by one of the daughters. The dead body was so tightly squeezed inside the coffin with no space left in it! When they opened the lid, they found a letter on top, which read as follows:

"Dear brothers and sisters, I am sending our mother's body to you, since it was her wish that she should be cremated in the grave yard in Mewa Shah. Sorry, I could not come along as all of my paid leaves are consumed. You will find inside the coffin, under Amma's body, 12 cans of cheese, 10 packets of chocolates and 8 packets of Badam. Please divide these among all of you. On Amma's feet you will find a new pair of Reebok shoes (size 10) for Kassam Bhai. Also, there are 2 pairs of shoes for Jubeda and Jarina's sons. Hope the sizes are correct. Amma is wearing 6 American T-Shirts. The large size is for Sattar Bhai and the others are for my nephews. Just distribute them among yourselves. The 2 new Jeans that Amma is wearing are for the boys. The Swiss watch that Johra Bai wanted is on Amma's left wrist. Kulsum Aunty, Amma is wearing the necklace, earrings and ring that you asked for. Please take them. The 6 white cotton socks that Amma is wearing must be divided among my teenager nephews. Please distribute all these uniformly and if anything more required tell me now, since our Abba is also not keeping well now a days."