Little johny's jokes

TEACHER: Why are you late? L-JOHNY: Because of the sign. TEACHER: What sign? L-JOHNY: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."



TEACHER: Johny, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?
L-JOHNY: You told me to do it without using tables!



TEACHER: Johny, how do you spell "crocodile"?
L-JOHNY: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
L-JOHNY: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!



TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
L-JOHNY: "HIJKLMNO"!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
L-JOHNY: Yesterday you said it's H to O!



TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, Johny, who discovered America?
JOHNY: George!



TEACHER: Johny, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
L-JOHNY: Me!



TEACHER: Johny, why do you always get so dirty?
L-JOHNY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground then you are.




Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"

L-Johnny : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the sameday sametime."



L-Johnny : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?

Father : No. Why do you ask that?

L-Johnny : Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?



Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots!

L-Johnny: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at home.


Teacher: Now, Johny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating? L-Johnny : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.



Teacher: Johny, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?

L-Johnny: No, teacher, it's the same dog!