Little johny's jokes
TEACHER: Why are you late? L-JOHNY: Because of the sign. TEACHER: What sign? L-JOHNY: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
TEACHER: Johny, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?
L-JOHNY: You told me to do it without using tables!
TEACHER: Johny, how do you spell "crocodile"?
L-JOHNY: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
L-JOHNY: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
L-JOHNY: "HIJKLMNO"!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
L-JOHNY: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, Johny, who discovered America?
JOHNY: George!
TEACHER: Johny, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
L-JOHNY: Me!
TEACHER: Johny, why do you always get so dirty?
L-JOHNY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground then you are.
Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
L-Johnny : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the sameday sametime."
L-Johnny : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
Father : No. Why do you ask that?
L-Johnny : Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots!
L-Johnny: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at home.
Teacher: Now, Johny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating? L-Johnny : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
Teacher: Johny, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?
L-Johnny: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
May 6, 2008
Sardar's funny jokes
1 A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid. A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.
2 Sardar-why r all these people running? Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?
3 Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".
4 Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.
5 Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant it’s already raining.
Sardar: So what? Take an umbrella and go.
6 Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax. Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.
7 Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet
Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it....
8 Sardar's wish :when i die,i wana die like my grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all the passengers in the car he was driving..
9 Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ? Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
1 A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid. A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.
2 Sardar-why r all these people running? Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?
3 Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".
4 Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.
5 Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant it’s already raining.
Sardar: So what? Take an umbrella and go.
6 Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax. Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.
7 Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet
Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it....
8 Sardar's wish :when i die,i wana die like my grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all the passengers in the car he was driving..
9 Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ? Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
Sardar's funny jokes
1 A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid. A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.
2 Sardar-why r all these people running? Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?
3 Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".
4 Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.
5 Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant it’s already raining.
Sardar: So what? Take an umbrella and go.
6 Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax. Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.
7 Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet
Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it....
8 Sardar's wish :when i die,i wana die like my grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all the passengers in the car he was driving..
9 Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ? Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
1 A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid. A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.
2 Sardar-why r all these people running? Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?
3 Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".
4 Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.
5 Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant it’s already raining.
Sardar: So what? Take an umbrella and go.
6 Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax. Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.
7 Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet
Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it....
8 Sardar's wish :when i die,i wana die like my grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all the passengers in the car he was driving..
9 Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ? Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
Feb 21, 2008
Feb 16, 2008
The Rat, The Chicken & The Farmer
A rat looked through a crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife opening a package. What food might it contain? He was aghast to discover that it was a rat trap. Retreating to the farmyard the rat proclaimed the warning; "There is a rat trap in the house, a rat trap in the house!"
The chicken clucked and scratched, raised her head and said, "Excuse me, Mr. Rat, I can tell this is a grave concern to you, but it is of no consequence to me. I cannot be bothered by it."
The rat turned to the pig and told him, "There is a rat trap in the house, a rat trap in the house!".
"I am so very sorry Mr. Rat," sympathized the pig, "but there nothing I can do about it but pray. Be assured that you are in my prayers." The rat turned to the cow. She said, "Like wow, Mr. Rat. A rat trap. I am in grave danger. Duh?"
So the rat returned to the house, head down and dejected, to face the farmer's rat trap alone. That very night a sound was heard throughout the house, like the sound of a rat trap catching its prey.
The farmer's wife rushed to see what was caught. In the darkness, she did not see that it was a venomous snake whose tail the trap had caught. The snake bit the farmer's wife. The farmer rushed her to the hospital.
She returned home with a fever. Now everyone knows you treat a fever with fresh chicken soup, so the farmer took his hatchet to the farmyard for the soup's main ingredient. His wife's sickness continued so that friends and neighbors came to sit with her around the clock. To feed them the farmer butchered the pig.
The farmer's wife did not get well. She died, and so many people came for her funeral that the farmer had the cow slaughtered to provide meat for all of them to eat. So the next time you hear that someone is facing a problem and think that it does not concern you, remember that when there is a rat trap in the house, the whole farmyard is at risk.
The chicken clucked and scratched, raised her head and said, "Excuse me, Mr. Rat, I can tell this is a grave concern to you, but it is of no consequence to me. I cannot be bothered by it."
The rat turned to the pig and told him, "There is a rat trap in the house, a rat trap in the house!".
"I am so very sorry Mr. Rat," sympathized the pig, "but there nothing I can do about it but pray. Be assured that you are in my prayers." The rat turned to the cow. She said, "Like wow, Mr. Rat. A rat trap. I am in grave danger. Duh?"
So the rat returned to the house, head down and dejected, to face the farmer's rat trap alone. That very night a sound was heard throughout the house, like the sound of a rat trap catching its prey.
The farmer's wife rushed to see what was caught. In the darkness, she did not see that it was a venomous snake whose tail the trap had caught. The snake bit the farmer's wife. The farmer rushed her to the hospital.
She returned home with a fever. Now everyone knows you treat a fever with fresh chicken soup, so the farmer took his hatchet to the farmyard for the soup's main ingredient. His wife's sickness continued so that friends and neighbors came to sit with her around the clock. To feed them the farmer butchered the pig.
The farmer's wife did not get well. She died, and so many people came for her funeral that the farmer had the cow slaughtered to provide meat for all of them to eat. So the next time you hear that someone is facing a problem and think that it does not concern you, remember that when there is a rat trap in the house, the whole farmyard is at risk.
Health is Wealth
There are 12 important organs in our body, which will be at its peak for two hours a day. Normal health or disease of any person depends on this factor. To lead a healthy life, one should learn one's own body functioning language.
Time
Organs
Remarks
Early Morning 3-5 AM
LUNGS
It is good to wake up at this hour. The ozone content in atmosphere will be more at this time, which will give a new lease of energy if we practice breathing exercise, yoga and meditation. Asthma patient cannot sleep in this time and will suffer breathlessness.
Morning 5-7 AM
LARGE INTESTINE
If a person gets up in this time, he will not have constipation problem. If taking bath in cold water is finished during this time, then he will not have any nervous debility.
7-9 AM
STOMACH
Breakfast should be completed in this time.
9-11 AM
SPLEEN
One shall not eat or drink anything during this time. Not even a drop of water. If food is taken in this time it will increase body temperature, tiredness will increase and digestion power will come down. Particularly diabetic patient will suffer from palpitation, drowsiness etc.
NOON 11-1 PM
HEART
Only water can be taken at this time. One shall neither do any hard work nor sleep at this time. Otherwise carbon-di-oxide will get mixed more with oxygen and there are chances of getting heart attack or paralytic or body pain. Generally doctors will be on double alert in hospitals during this time because heart and diabetic patients may get heart attack only in this time compared to other hours.
Mid Day 1-3 PM
SMALL INTESTINE
After finishing lunch in this time, 5 minutes of rest can be taken just by closing eyes. Sleep shall be avoided.
Afternoon 3-5 PM
URINARY BLADDER
It is the right time for coffee, tea or juice etc.
Evening 5-7 PM
KIDNEY
This is the time to relax from routine work otherwise renal failure or urinary infection may trouble.
Night 7-9 PM
HEART WALL
Supper should have been finished during this hour. Otherwise palpation or chest pain may arise.
Late Night 9-11 PM
TEMPERATURE WARMER
This is the time to recharge the organs that worked since morning. So one shall go down to sleep and avoid reading books, watching TV or working with office files.
Mid Night 11-1 PM
GALL BLADDER
One must sleep during this time otherwise one will not have any energy for next day work.
Too early morning 1-3 AM
LIVER
This is the time for deep sleep. Otherwise it will affect eye-sight and body irritation
Time
Organs
Remarks
Early Morning 3-5 AM
LUNGS
It is good to wake up at this hour. The ozone content in atmosphere will be more at this time, which will give a new lease of energy if we practice breathing exercise, yoga and meditation. Asthma patient cannot sleep in this time and will suffer breathlessness.
Morning 5-7 AM
LARGE INTESTINE
If a person gets up in this time, he will not have constipation problem. If taking bath in cold water is finished during this time, then he will not have any nervous debility.
7-9 AM
STOMACH
Breakfast should be completed in this time.
9-11 AM
SPLEEN
One shall not eat or drink anything during this time. Not even a drop of water. If food is taken in this time it will increase body temperature, tiredness will increase and digestion power will come down. Particularly diabetic patient will suffer from palpitation, drowsiness etc.
NOON 11-1 PM
HEART
Only water can be taken at this time. One shall neither do any hard work nor sleep at this time. Otherwise carbon-di-oxide will get mixed more with oxygen and there are chances of getting heart attack or paralytic or body pain. Generally doctors will be on double alert in hospitals during this time because heart and diabetic patients may get heart attack only in this time compared to other hours.
Mid Day 1-3 PM
SMALL INTESTINE
After finishing lunch in this time, 5 minutes of rest can be taken just by closing eyes. Sleep shall be avoided.
Afternoon 3-5 PM
URINARY BLADDER
It is the right time for coffee, tea or juice etc.
Evening 5-7 PM
KIDNEY
This is the time to relax from routine work otherwise renal failure or urinary infection may trouble.
Night 7-9 PM
HEART WALL
Supper should have been finished during this hour. Otherwise palpation or chest pain may arise.
Late Night 9-11 PM
TEMPERATURE WARMER
This is the time to recharge the organs that worked since morning. So one shall go down to sleep and avoid reading books, watching TV or working with office files.
Mid Night 11-1 PM
GALL BLADDER
One must sleep during this time otherwise one will not have any energy for next day work.
Too early morning 1-3 AM
LIVER
This is the time for deep sleep. Otherwise it will affect eye-sight and body irritation
HOW TO START YOUR DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK
1. Open a new file in your PC .
2. Name it ” Boss “
3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN
4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN
5. Your PC will ask you, “Are you sure you want to delete Boss permanently?”
6. Answer calmly, “Yes,” and press the mouse button firmly….
7. Feel better?
ABC of Friendship
A ccepts you as you are.
B elieves in you.
C alls you just to say “hi.”
D oesn’t give up on you.
E nvisions the whole of you (even the unfinished parts).
F orgives your mistakes.
G ives unconditionally.
H elps you.
I nvites you over.
J ust likes being with you.
K eeps you close at heart.
L oves you for who you are.
M akes a difference in your life.
N ever judges you.
O ffers support.
P icks you up.
Q uiets your fears.
R aises your spirits.
S ays nice things about you.
T ells you the truth when you need to hear it.
Understands you.
V alues you.
W alks beside you.
X- plains things you don’t understand.
Y ells when you won’t listen.
Z aps you back to reality.
B elieves in you.
C alls you just to say “hi.”
D oesn’t give up on you.
E nvisions the whole of you (even the unfinished parts).
F orgives your mistakes.
G ives unconditionally.
H elps you.
I nvites you over.
J ust likes being with you.
K eeps you close at heart.
L oves you for who you are.
M akes a difference in your life.
N ever judges you.
O ffers support.
P icks you up.
Q uiets your fears.
R aises your spirits.
S ays nice things about you.
T ells you the truth when you need to hear it.
Understands you.
V alues you.
W alks beside you.
X- plains things you don’t understand.
Y ells when you won’t listen.
Z aps you back to reality.
A Crate Of Chickens
A farmer sent his nephew a crate of chickens, but the box
burst open just as the boy started to take them out.
The next day he wrote his uncle, "The crate broke, and all
the chickens got away. I chased them all over God's green
earth, but only got back eleven."
The uncle wrote back: "You did all right. I only sent six."
burst open just as the boy started to take them out.
The next day he wrote his uncle, "The crate broke, and all
the chickens got away. I chased them all over God's green
earth, but only got back eleven."
The uncle wrote back: "You did all right. I only sent six."
One beautiful love story
There was a Blind Gurl WhO Hate Herself cOz Of being Blind. She Hate every1Except her Boy friend..
1 day de Gurl said that if She can Only c the wOrld she will marry her bOyfriend, One day sOme 1 dOnated eyes On her & then she saw Every thing including her bOyfriend , her bOyfriend ask her," nOw that u can c ,will u Marry Me?",
the girl was shOcked when she saw her bOyfriend is alsO Blind, & she refuse tO Marry him.
Her bOyfriend walk awaywith Tears &
said," just take care Ofmy eyes dear.Ok........
1 day de Gurl said that if She can Only c the wOrld she will marry her bOyfriend, One day sOme 1 dOnated eyes On her & then she saw Every thing including her bOyfriend , her bOyfriend ask her," nOw that u can c ,will u Marry Me?",
the girl was shOcked when she saw her bOyfriend is alsO Blind, & she refuse tO Marry him.
Her bOyfriend walk awaywith Tears &
said," just take care Ofmy eyes dear.Ok........
Feb 15, 2008
Only mastermind can read this
iH floks -----------
Only great minds can read this This is weird, but interesting!
fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in wahtoerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht thefrsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotlmses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh?
yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling wasipmorantt!
if you can raed tihs forwrad it
FORWARD ONLY IF YOU CAN READ IT
Only great minds can read this This is weird, but interesting!
fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in wahtoerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht thefrsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotlmses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh?
yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling wasipmorantt!
if you can raed tihs forwrad it
FORWARD ONLY IF YOU CAN READ IT
Some interesting leave letters and applications...ENJOY
Enjoy the following collection of leave letters andapplicationswrittenbypeople in various places of India...
1. Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leaveas follows:Since I have to go to my village to sell my land alongwith mywife, please sanction me one-week leave.
2. This is from Oracle Bangalore: From an employee whowasperforming the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year oldson:"as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me fortwo days.."
3. Another gem from CDAC. Leave letter fro m anemployee who wasperforming his daughter's wedding:"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week'sleave.."
4. From H.A.L. Administration dept:"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only oneresponsible forit, please grant me 10 days leave."
5. Another employee applied for half day leave asfollows:"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10o- clock and I maynot return, please grant me half day casual leave"
6. An incident of a leave letter"I am suffering from fever, please declare one dayholiday."
7. A leave letter to the headmaster:"As I am studying in this school I am suffering fromheadache. Irequest you to leave me today"
8. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave forthe day."
9. Covering note:"I am enclosed herewith..."
10. Another one:"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please referto my below..."
11. A letter written for application of leave:"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am heronly husband athome I may be granted leave".
12. Letter writing: -"I am in well here and hope you are also in the samewell."
13. A candidate's job application:"This has reference to your advertisement calling fora ' Typistand an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!!)for thepast several years and I can handle both with goodexperience, I am applying for the post.
1. Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leaveas follows:Since I have to go to my village to sell my land alongwith mywife, please sanction me one-week leave.
2. This is from Oracle Bangalore: From an employee whowasperforming the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year oldson:"as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me fortwo days.."
3. Another gem from CDAC. Leave letter fro m anemployee who wasperforming his daughter's wedding:"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week'sleave.."
4. From H.A.L. Administration dept:"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only oneresponsible forit, please grant me 10 days leave."
5. Another employee applied for half day leave asfollows:"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10o- clock and I maynot return, please grant me half day casual leave"
6. An incident of a leave letter"I am suffering from fever, please declare one dayholiday."
7. A leave letter to the headmaster:"As I am studying in this school I am suffering fromheadache. Irequest you to leave me today"
8. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave forthe day."
9. Covering note:"I am enclosed herewith..."
10. Another one:"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please referto my below..."
11. A letter written for application of leave:"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am heronly husband athome I may be granted leave".
12. Letter writing: -"I am in well here and hope you are also in the samewell."
13. A candidate's job application:"This has reference to your advertisement calling fora ' Typistand an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!!)for thepast several years and I can handle both with goodexperience, I am applying for the post.
Professor
An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after a semester dealing with a broad array of topics.
The class was already seated and ready to go when the professor picked up his chair, plopped it on top of his desk and wrote on the board:
"Using everything we have learned this semester, prove that this chair does not exist."
Fingers flew, erasers erased, notebooks were filled in furious fashion.
Some students wrote over 30 pages in one hour attempting to refute the existence of the chair.
One member of the class however, was up and finished in less than a minute.
Weeks later when the grades were posted, the rest of the group wondered how he could have gotten an "A" when he had barely written anything at all.
His answer consisted of two words:
"What chair?"
The class was already seated and ready to go when the professor picked up his chair, plopped it on top of his desk and wrote on the board:
"Using everything we have learned this semester, prove that this chair does not exist."
Fingers flew, erasers erased, notebooks were filled in furious fashion.
Some students wrote over 30 pages in one hour attempting to refute the existence of the chair.
One member of the class however, was up and finished in less than a minute.
Weeks later when the grades were posted, the rest of the group wondered how he could have gotten an "A" when he had barely written anything at all.
His answer consisted of two words:
"What chair?"
Monkeys!
A Bihari hat-seller who was passing by a forest decided to take a napunder one of the trees, so he left his whole basket of hats by the side.
A few hours later, he woke up and realized that all his hats were gone.He looked up and to his surprise, thetree was full of monkeysand they had taken all his hats.
The Bihari sits down and thinks of howhe can get the hats down. While thinking he started to scratch his head.
The next moment,themonkeys were doing the same.Next, hetook down his own hat,the monkeys did exactly the same.
An idea came to him, he took his hat and threw it on the floor and the monkeys did that too.
So he finally managed to get all his hats back.Fifty years later, his grandson, Laloo,also became a hat-sellerand had heard this monkey story from his grandfather.
One day, just like his grandfather, he passed bythe same forest.
It was very hot, and he took a nap under thesame tree and left the hatson the floor.
He woke up and realized that all his hats were taken by themonkeys on the tree.
He remembered hisgrand father's words,started scratching his head and themonkeys followed.
He took down his hat and fanned himself and again the monkeys followed.
Now, very convinced of his grandfather's idea, Laloo threw his hat onthe floor but to his surprise, themonkeys still held on to allthe hats. Then one monkey climbed downthe tree, grabbed the hat on the floor, gave him a slap and said
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"You think only you have a grandfather?"
A few hours later, he woke up and realized that all his hats were gone.He looked up and to his surprise, thetree was full of monkeysand they had taken all his hats.
The Bihari sits down and thinks of howhe can get the hats down. While thinking he started to scratch his head.
The next moment,themonkeys were doing the same.Next, hetook down his own hat,the monkeys did exactly the same.
An idea came to him, he took his hat and threw it on the floor and the monkeys did that too.
So he finally managed to get all his hats back.Fifty years later, his grandson, Laloo,also became a hat-sellerand had heard this monkey story from his grandfather.
One day, just like his grandfather, he passed bythe same forest.
It was very hot, and he took a nap under thesame tree and left the hatson the floor.
He woke up and realized that all his hats were taken by themonkeys on the tree.
He remembered hisgrand father's words,started scratching his head and themonkeys followed.
He took down his hat and fanned himself and again the monkeys followed.
Now, very convinced of his grandfather's idea, Laloo threw his hat onthe floor but to his surprise, themonkeys still held on to allthe hats. Then one monkey climbed downthe tree, grabbed the hat on the floor, gave him a slap and said
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Guess What????????
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"You think only you have a grandfather?"
Eye Care & PC Usage...coz I care :))
am sure, following information will make your day. After reading it, leave your desk for 20 steps walk.
I Thought I'd share it with you. 20-20-20
This info' is sure to help PC users very much.
During a recent visit to an optician, one of my friends was told of an exercise for the eyes by a specialist doctor in the US that he termed as 20-20-20." It is apt for all of us, who spend long hours at our desks, looking at the computer screen.
I Thought I'd share it with you. 20-20-20
Step I :- After every 20 minutes of looking into the computer screen, turn your head and try to look at any object placed at least 20 feet away. This changes the focal length of your eyes, a must-do for the tired eyes.
Step II :- Try and blink your eyes for 20 times in succession, to moisten them.
Step III :- Time permitting of course, one should walk 20 paces after every 20 minutes of sitting in one particular posture. Helps blood circulation for the entire body. Circulate among your friends if you care for them and their eyes. They say that your eyes r mirror of your soul, so do take care of them, they are priceless... ......... ....
I Thought I'd share it with you. 20-20-20
This info' is sure to help PC users very much.
During a recent visit to an optician, one of my friends was told of an exercise for the eyes by a specialist doctor in the US that he termed as 20-20-20." It is apt for all of us, who spend long hours at our desks, looking at the computer screen.
I Thought I'd share it with you. 20-20-20
Step I :- After every 20 minutes of looking into the computer screen, turn your head and try to look at any object placed at least 20 feet away. This changes the focal length of your eyes, a must-do for the tired eyes.
Step II :- Try and blink your eyes for 20 times in succession, to moisten them.
Step III :- Time permitting of course, one should walk 20 paces after every 20 minutes of sitting in one particular posture. Helps blood circulation for the entire body. Circulate among your friends if you care for them and their eyes. They say that your eyes r mirror of your soul, so do take care of them, they are priceless... ......... ....
Bachpan ki dua (very very funny)
Ali afzal ko dua mili sada hanste raho
woh aj kal PAGAL KHANE mein hai
Adnan ko dua mili dodhon(milk) nahao
uski aj dodh ki dukan hai
Jalil ko dua mili dunya tere isharey par chaley
woh aj TRAFIC CONSTIBLE hai
Zeshan ko dua mili woh hamesha paison mein khialta
rahe
woh aj BANK CASHIER hai
Hafiz imran ko dua mili woh hamesha chalta phirta
rahey
woh aj MITER READER hai
Sarfaraz ko dua mili us ko kabhi insano ki nazar na
lagey
woh aj FOREST OFFICER hai
Kmaran ko mulk mein uncha makam ki dua mili
iski mulazmet HABIB BANK k TOP floor par hai
woh aj kal PAGAL KHANE mein hai
Adnan ko dua mili dodhon(milk) nahao
uski aj dodh ki dukan hai
Jalil ko dua mili dunya tere isharey par chaley
woh aj TRAFIC CONSTIBLE hai
Zeshan ko dua mili woh hamesha paison mein khialta
rahe
woh aj BANK CASHIER hai
Hafiz imran ko dua mili woh hamesha chalta phirta
rahey
woh aj MITER READER hai
Sarfaraz ko dua mili us ko kabhi insano ki nazar na
lagey
woh aj FOREST OFFICER hai
Kmaran ko mulk mein uncha makam ki dua mili
iski mulazmet HABIB BANK k TOP floor par hai
Effects Of Miscommunication
An anxious husband called the hospital to ask about
his wife who was pregnant.
Accidentally, he called the cricket stadium.
He asked, "How are things?"
He died after hearing this reply: "Fine!!
Three are out, we hope to have the remaining seven out by lunch.
And the last one out was a duck."
his wife who was pregnant.
Accidentally, he called the cricket stadium.
He asked, "How are things?"
He died after hearing this reply: "Fine!!
Three are out, we hope to have the remaining seven out by lunch.
And the last one out was a duck."
Mouse On Mars
This is amazing but true.. Reports have disclosed what has been a closely guardedNASA secret. You're never gonna believe this one!!!!Amazing discovery....a mouse was spotted onmars....attached is a photo....I didn't believe ituntil I saw the photo by myself.....see it to believeit.!!! Seeing is believing. ..........
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